Monday, November 3, 2008

Twas The Night Before The Election

Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window
Saw Obama and his boys.

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink.

He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!

"On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi"
He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause
And as he flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think
On this one final note-

(Courtsey of Jordan)

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Janelle and Ella said...

This is great! I enjoyed it!!

Way More Homemade said...

OK - is that original? I am totally going to link to this.

Oh and I went to Reatta for the first time this past weekend. Probably going to do a review for my FF post this week. Any thoughts on Reatta?

willblogforshoes said...

So funny!

(Here via Way More Homemade)

KARA said...

I love a good original poem - thanks for sharing!! :)